Jason' s true life story - exclusive for sticky-jokes.com

Hello everybody. I'm a nut. I got up this morning and realized i got a terrible headache. So i went to doctor. Doctor spoke to me, and told me that he likes to watch Star Wars. We made a compromise. I gave him my friends telephone number, and he gave me a fresh copy of daily newspaper. I read all from newspaper about Star Wars. The star date was 09-12-1996. Really, the doctor convinced me that I am lost in time, because today's date is 09-12-1996, due to newspaper date. So I went to bakery. In there, i order 10 fresh loafs of bread. I eat them all and got on lottery. Every day after that, my car needs oil change. So I put my dvd player in my Opel, so I can watch Star Wars while I'm changing oil. This is my true story. I wrote this for sticky-jokes.com as I needed someone to know the truth, except my dog Eric. I'm Jason Turururner, called 'Johnny Juma'.

Nuts don't crack easily - Greetings

Hello everyone. This is our nutt-case section. We'll be exploring billions and billions and tons of exciting nuttcase showcases. It is a time when a nutt man must say whatever he or she feels. So, the lesson number one is: nuts don't crack easily. Try with a hammer, and maybe you'll be in a big suprize.. and find out that maybe you are on candid camera!