War games

Mark and Barry were having war games at New Delphi in the year 1974. Mark launched an egg on Mars, while Ricky eat that egg. But then, 24 hours later, the bird flied to London. So, in London, Mark started to cry: "I want my pillow and red tiger!" And then the nukes were released.

Fishing with Phil

One of the great events was fishing with James. He asked my brother in law will he buy me an umbrella. So we went fishing. After few hours, I needed to drink some juice. So we bought sheep. After few days, my grandam called, and asked where Lucy is. But no ove knowed. So I remembered that in 1888 there was a great fish called "Guikiooopaus". So I went to dinner to my grandma house, and we became a fishing masters which practiced joga on sofa.

Giant squid joke from 1854.

So, the story goes like this. One summer day, at the ocean, Lulu and James was having a nice sea diving contest. James won, and Lulu divorced form him. At the other part of the globe, great fisherman, called captain Fish, was having and octopus dinner. His brother of law, served him, and then kicked him because he was nervous on ship. Captain Fish then jumped on him, and pushed by an accident, emergency button on ship. That bring up catastrophic measures. Giant squid was pulled by ship's first officer by a single rope. They named that officer 'a ropie'. Squid started to laugh, and they all went to sleep after that and lived happily ever after.